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| Gorden the Woolly Mammoth (just look at all his woolly!) |
It was another cold snowy day, Gorden the mammoth was beginning to think these would be the norm during the ice age. As it turned out he was right. Gorden was hungry, being this big and walking around in the snow was hungry work. He looked around. No poodles to eat. Damn. He walked some more. A little while later he heard loud yipping sounds. Looking down he saw he had just run into the middle of a poodle pack. If Gorden was one hundred times smaller he would be in a very dangerous situation. But seeing as he was about ten thousand times the size of even the biggest poodle, he was not worried. Instead he was very happy. YAY! He thought, I will not be hungry for a long time! As gently as he could he lifted up three poodles in his woolly trunck and shoved them messily into his mouth. The frantic yips died away as he crushed their wet poodly bodies. He smiled and dribbles of poodle blood streamed from his mouth. He ate the rest of the diminishing poodle pack in quiet contentment.
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| One of the Dangerous Poodles |
Later that snowy cold ice age day Gorden felt something crunch under his feet. What's this? He thought, more poodles? No. This time Gorden had stepped on a fence. A fence made very carefully by the ice age bunnies to protect their snow cabbage. Fortunately for Gorden, the notoriously fierce ice age bunnies were all out on one of their famous arctic bunny-hops, so Gorden was safe for now. Unfortunately for the bunnies they had been gone on their bunny hop so long that all their snow cabbage had rotted. Gorden didn't mind. In fact Gorden loved rotten snow cabbage so much he ate it all up without second thoughts. He walked away as quickly as he could without attracting any unwanted attention, after all he had just eaten all of the ice age bunnies snow cabbage and they would not be happy when they got back.
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| The Notoriously Vicious Ice-Age Bunny |
All in all, it was a good day for Gorden the woolly mammoth, he had eaten well, and not been caught by the vicious ice age bunnies. As Gorden went to sleep he thought of his wonderful day and all the delicious things he had eaten.
